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Crazy Things We Bought in the 70s

A man and woman in inflatable blue pants pose together, while a child and a large, humanoid creature walk on a sandy beach.

Let's take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about some of the most insane products from the 1970s. You remember those Wonder Sauna Hot Pants, right? Ah, the days when inflatable rubber shorts were supposed to melt away our excess fat. They looked like something out of a circus act, but boy, they were entertaining!

And who could forget the square egg craze? It was 1976, and suddenly we all wanted our hard-boiled eggs in cube shapes. For what reason? Who knows! But it was a simpler time, and we were all for making our breakfast a little more geometric.

Now, I can't help but laugh at the memory of those Bigfoot snowshoes for kids. Sure, they were more of a novelty toy, but we all wanted to leave giant footprints in the snow like a bona fide Sasquatch. Ah, the sheer joy of strapping those ridiculous slip-ons over our shoes!

Two red plastic sleds with white straps and metal buckles are shown side by side on a wooden surface.

The Presto Hot Dogger is another gem from the past. It cooked hot dogs lightning-fast, skewering them on razor-sharp spikes, and left them with a funky curvy shape. Talk about a blast from the past! And speaking of blasts, remember Mr. Microphone? Ron Popeil's FM modulator that turned our radios into an early karaoke machine? Annoying everyone around us never sounded so good!

I'll always remember Ron Popeil's smokeless ashtray, too. It promised to suck up all the smoke from our cigars and cigarettes before it filled the room. We thought it was a game-changer; more than a million people bought into the dream. Those were the days, my friend!

A smokeless ashtray with four compartments sits next to its box, both on a patterned surface.

Who can forget the mood shirts with that magical oval on the chest that changed colors to match our mood? It was like a wearable mood ring! And then there's that shower hood from 1970, which covered our entire heads, keeping our hair and faces dry. Honestly, who wouldn't want to look like a space alien while showering?

Lastly, let's reminisce about the Picture Phone by AT&T. Sure, it was ahead of its time and didn't quite catch on, but it paved the way for the video calls we enjoy today. So, cheers to the quirky, the odd, and the downright insane products of the 1970s! Now go ahead and enjoy watching the video because it's always fun to stroll down memory lane with a friend.