There is a local gas station that frequently updates its sign with the funniest messages. The town and the internet laugh every day thanks to their humor and ingenuity.
The sign once said, "Having a dog named shark at the beach was a mistake." They even love to do wordplay and puns. "Do U.K. websites use Biscuits instead of Cookies?"
While the messages are hilarious, they can also be thought-provoking, "Tradition is peer pressure from the dead" and "Dear naps Im sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid."
Whoever puts up these messages needs to receive some sort of award. "What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?" The signs show incredible wit.
Some of the best messages showing wordplay are "Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak," "Flat Earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself," and "Geology rocks but geography is where its at."
There are a lot of funny and poignant messages as well, "Just dumped M&M's into my mask so I can eat them like a horse," and "In a world where you can be anything be kind."
The sign once said, "I used to think I was indecisive now I'm not so sure." Everyone will have their favorite messages. Hopefully, the witty people at the gas station will continue their good work.
