Mike the cop starts speaking on his radio, pretending to be a pilot for the pleasure of himself and the person he arrested. He refers to himself as the captain and comments about the clear visibility from the car.
Thanks to the visibility he mentions that he can see the criminal’s car being towed. The man leans out from the back with an aghast look on his face and shaking his head.
They will be arriving at the jail on time where there is a mildly warm hot pocket waiting for him, and he will be given time to contemplate his life decisions.
Mike also mentions enjoying the ride, settle in, and enjoy the reduced amount of legroom. He congratulates him on his criminal history which means he is a frequent flyer.
Being a frequent flyer means they can trade their miles for bibles, romantic books, and tasty snacks during their stay at the local jail. They also qualify to stay silent during the ride.
Then he says that lawyers will be going down the aisle to offer their free services. This means that functional members of society will defend them at the taxpayers’ expense.
He closes his remarks by saying that he knows that they had their choice of city to get arrested in, so we thank you for your business. The person in the back appears to be mad and confused.
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